Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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