Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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