no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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