You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
