Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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