Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
