i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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