I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
