When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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