I must be too annoying 4 u.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize