I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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