in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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