the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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