Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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