Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
false alarm, still single
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