you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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