Pappa wants mamma naked
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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