Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
