so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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