I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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