I just pynch a tree in the face
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
