i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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