no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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