is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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