Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
