you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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