I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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