Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize