Your tits are I can't wait for
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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