So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
