Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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