The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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