We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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