so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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