dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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