Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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