We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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