God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
another moral hangover. fuck.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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