If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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