Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I will pee on everything he values.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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