question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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