I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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