I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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