I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize