is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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