Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
