Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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