I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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