I'm gonna have a badass scar
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
