so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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