Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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