whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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