OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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