we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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