Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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