lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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