Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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