That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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